f(x) measures the interest of an individual, x, for music.
Y is the amount of money allowed by x to buy discs.
If f(x) → 0 then Y → ∞
If f(x) → ∞ then Y → 0
Paradox of the Bolan’s Theorem
It is most likely that music erudites can’t afford to buy discs.
Solution to the Paradox of the Bolan’s Theorem
Erudites don’t eat.